Suatu hari di library....

Setting: toilet in public library, i was cleaning my hand.... suddenly, small kid, around 3 years old came in to the toilet and ...celingak.. celinguk... and then approach me ...

Small kid: Uncle, i want to pee
Me: ... hm... just go there.....
Small kid: can you help me to take off my shorts,please ?
Me : huh ? .. <...bingung..> where is your mom ?
Small kid: i don't know, i saw her came in here.
Trus, tiba2... ada suara wanita manggil2 dari luar...
Small Kid: that's my mom... <..trus ngeluyur keluar dia...>
Me: <...untunglah...kalo aku bantu nih anak buka celananya, bisa dikira pedofil nih aku :)..>