bahasa bahasa

Pertama kali kesini, saya benar2 mengalami kesulitan dng bahasa. Sudah bahasa inggris saya kaku dan pas-pasan, orang sini pengucapan bahasa inggrisnya juga rada gak bener.

Dirumah teman,
S: "do you know where is kapak ? "
A: "Kapak ? What would you do with kapak ?"
S: "I want to park my car"
..ooo... car park.. tho
Di hawker,
A: "I want to have tea without milk"
S: "huh ?"
A: "I want to have tea with no milk"
S: "huh ? hayya..i don't understand... wo.. bla..bla..*ngomel2, pake bhs mandarin*"
A: *bingung, liat ada orang pesen es teh, trus aja bilang* "that, i want that"
S: "ayyyaa... te o peng.. huh.. next time, just say te o peng"
Kemarin ada lagi kesalahpahaman sama ibu kost, waktu crita2 ttg tetangga baru
I: "that new guy was working with ami before"
A: "ami ? who is ami ?"
I: "No, i mean he's working as an ami before he came to spore"
A: "yah...." *sambil menebak2 maksudnya apa sih*
I: "Just like your father"
A: "ic" *alamak... army tho*